13. Roller hot dogs
Equal parts delicious and questionable, the roller dogs are only a good move if they don’t have that weird, crusty, scaly, “I’ve been hanging on this grill all day” look to them. But their tin foil package works very similarly to the honey bun’s wrapper. So, again Kevin, hands off.
12. Carmel Creams / Cow Tails
Whether they’re the bite-sized creams or the foot-long cow tails in the oddly too-small box by the register, these classic, chewy candies score a ton of nostalgia points and almost no sustenance points. But whatever that cream is, they should sell it by the jar.