They're all out of the Slutty Marion Barry costume you were eyeing, and you spilled beer all over your twerk-bear onesie -- so now what will you be for Halloween? For inspiration, just look in the fridge like these folks, whose DIY food and drink costumes feature everything from beer pong cups to hot sauce... but, incidentally, no slutty bananas. Because bananas are inherently slutty on their own.
Debatable: Is Shake Shack Really Fast Food?!?
Taco Bell Sauces Chicks love group costumes, and excuses to not wear pants during Halloween. This represents a rare time when Taco Bell sauce won't make you poo.
Beer Bane You thought he was hard to understand in the movie? Wait until he starts slurring through that mask.
Budweiser Optimus Prime Sure, it's probably awkward to go to the bathroom, but that's a small price to pay for transforming yourself into something this awesome.
Beer Pong Cups These are sweet, but you kinda need arms to play beer pong. Plus, you're just asking for people to throw sh*t at you all night.
Lobster Baby Because the only thing cuter than a baby in a costume is a baby whose costume is inherently kinda disturbing.
Wu Tang Can Contents claim to make "36 chambers of orange drank". This really is nothin' to fu*k with.