The perfect donut is like a haiku. It's perfect in its simplicity, rounded in its symmetry, and always easily consumable.
So when I was tasked with ranking everything currently available on Krispy Kreme's bountiful roster of glazed (and sometimes unglazed) delicacies, I thought the only format worthy was and still is the haiku.
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