Order: Animal Style fries, Animal Style Double-Double, Neapolitan shake
Everyone loves this West Coast staple (well, not everyone), and most people really love this West Coast staple after a night of comparing screenplay notes. By Animalizing both your two-tiered Double-Double and your fries (part of In-N-Out's not-so-secret menu) you get the core tenants of their bare-bones menu, fully pimped out (Xzibit-style) with totally-not-Thousand-Island-dressing, melted cheese, and grilled onions. And obviously, since no late-night throwdown should be desert-less, you're going to need to line up a Neapolitan shake to make sure you don't choke on the sheer beauty of your meal (pro tip: don't get the shake Animal-ed).
Somehow, the combination of the burger, cheese, chocolate/vanilla/strawberry ice cream, and Animality becomes a panacea for all alcohol-related ailments -- sucking out the toxins and replacing them with rays of pure California sunshine. I mean, I think that's what happens. Look, I'm not a doctor. -- WF