What you're getting: Machos nachos
While everything on their menu is pretty damn unreal, the Goat's nachos are a game-changer. You get homemade tortilla chips covered with tender, flavor-packed BBQ pork, refried beans, pickled peppers, cheddar, sour cream, and guac. That's really all you need to know, right?
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Adam Lapetina is the partnerships editor at Thrillist, and has absolutely no qualms about ordering an appetizer as an entrée (if that appetizer is nachos). Read his musings on Twitter at @adamlapetina.
Rachel Freeman is a copy editor at Thrillist, and has absolutely no qualms about bringing the ruckus if you try to steal her nachos, because she has very strong attachments to jalapeños and melted cheese. Follow her into the abyss at @rachelifreeman.