Crazy concessions can be almost as contentious as the sporting events held in the stadiums where they're served. Case in point: this 8lb double-decker burger now available at the Charlotte Hornets' Time Warner Cable Arena, which is currently (and handily) taking possession of the nation's collective consciousness. Sorry, uber-accurate baseball peanut throwers.
The Hugo's Boss Burger (so named because Hugo is the mascot of the Hornets, DUH) is a courtside behemoth featuring three gigantic buns with 14 burger patties, cheddar, Swiss, cheese sauce, bacon, mushrooms, pickles, lettuce, and tomatoes in between. Yeah. Nobody who eats this thing's going to be playing basketball anytime soon.
The Hugo's Boss Burger costs $70, so bring a friend to the game.
Adam Lapetina is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and usually just gets a beer at games. Read his musings at @adamlapetina.