So Delicious Peanut Butter Zig Zag
Certifications: Dairy-free, gluten-free, non-GMO, vegan, kosher
Tasting notes: Soy, peanut butter, chocolate
You remember that Reese’s commercial from the ‘80s? Guy who looks like Fred from Scooby-Doo walks down the sidewalk holding an outsized chocolate bar. Girl who looks like Hermione from the Harry Potter movies walks the other way holding an open jar labeled “Peanut Butter.” They’re both listening to Walkmen. They collide. “Hey, you got peanut butter in my chocolate!” says Fred from Scooby-Doo. “You got chocolate in my peanut butter!” says Hermione. They look into each other's eyes, all wistful and dreamy, and each take a bite of peanut butter-covered chocolate. “Yum, delicious!” they say, at the same time. There is a lot of sexual tension. An old stranger who kinda looks like Mr. Rogers hands them each a packet of Reese’s. They’re stoked. They each take a bite and Hermione reaches for Fred’s crotch. Oh my gosh, you think. Are they about to get it on? But no -- she just turns up the Walkman clipped to his belt and they start dancing. You’re left feeling excited, breathless, and craving the perfect union of peanut butter and chocolate.