Cinnamon Toast Crunch
This was so shocking, so bafflingly delicious, I had to get second, third, and even fourth opinions. And they all agreed with me.
Here's the thing. It should be very, very gross. It was not. It wasn't necessarily better -- it was just, different. Like, you get a hard blast of ranch right away, and it smooths itself out into CTC taste like a tsunami wave of savory flavor, with sweet little chunks of cinnamon toast driftwood floating in the aftermath. The mix of cinnamon, whole milk, and the pointed tang of ranch was unlike anything I'd ever had.
My mind was telling me no, but my body was telling me oh hell yes.