"I was not prepared for what was about to happen.
"The groom proceeds to roast his older brother in front of the whole reception. It went something along the lines of: 'YOU FAT FUCK. ALL YOU DO IS EAT. YOU WANT TO GIVE THIS GUY S**T? FINE. NOW I WANT TO SEE YOU EAT THESE THREE PLATES, AND THEY BETTER BE F**KING CLEAN BY THE END OF THE NIGHT. DON'T YOU DARE GET UP UNTIL YOU'RE DONE.' I must have smiled so hard, because the groom shakes my hand and thanks me.
"The party goes on, and to makes things even better, anytime the groom's brother would get up for any reason, the groom would grab the mic from the DJ and scream, 'YOUR PLATES DON'T LOOK CLEAN, YOU FAT FUCK. SIT BACK DOWN.' This went on for a few hours.
"Fast-forward to cleaning up after the party, and the groom's brother was STILL eating. We were instructed to clean around him and not leave until he was done. The party started at 6pm and it was now 2am, and he was still trying to shove all the [now-cold] food in his mouth without vomiting. He finally finishes and the groom calls me over and makes his brother apologize. At this point I'm happy as can be, but IT WASN'T OVER. The groom forces his brother to tip me. When the brother pulls out $50, groom calls him a 'cheap piece of shit' and forces him to hand over another $50.