Why you’re here: In Portland, you'll require a tropical reprieve from the rain
What you're getting: Some thatch, rum, and fat guys in flowery shirts does not necessarily a great Tiki den make. Luckily, Hale Pele is just so much more. Sure, you have the bric-a-brac, velvet paintings, leis, indoor streams, and fake thunderstorms that you’d expect, but that’s all for nothing if you can’t back it up with great cocktails. So it’s with great joy that we tell you that the Boo Loo is the best thing to go inside a hollowed-out pineapple since SpongeBob signed his lease, and the rest of the cocktails -- some frozen, some on fire -- are top-notch. And lest you still think Hale Pele’s screwing around, well, there’s also a 16-page rum menu, and a Loyal Order of Fire Drinkers who strive to get through every single one of them.