So enjoy, America, and keep eating!
The grilled chicken and steamed vegetables of states.
There's so much steak! Problem is, you had to slaughter the cow yourself, and that kind of activity really keeps pounds off.
48. North Dakota
On the plus side, there's no guilt in hibernating all winter. On the negative side, there's no pizza guy within 47 miles.
47. South Dakota
Nothing kills a good ole frybread and chislic binge like knowing Lincoln and Jefferson are judging your gluttony from on high. Even if Roosevelt's cool with it.
In theory, all that cold and lack of sunlight should promote hunkering down and porking up on canned salmon and crab dip, but the thing is, Alaska's really TOO harsh for such nonchalance. You have to be rugged here -- ready for fisticuffs with a bear or a Palin. Alaska will destroy the tubby and weak, which kinda takes the fun out of it.