45. West Virginia
Actually one of America's chubbier states, but that doesn't mean anyone's enjoying the process that much, pepperoni rolls notwithstanding.
The thing about bison meat is it's way leaner than beef! And yes, of course Montana HAS beef, too. And pretty good beer! It's not a bad state for fatness, just not a great one, either.
43. New Hampshire
There's that one really good pie place by Dartmouth… oh, who is anyone kidding, go to Vermont.
Fact: it's all out of steaks because it shipped them all to America's difficult-to-shop-for fathers-in-law last Christmas. OK, fine, that's not true. Also possibly not true: its claim to have invented the Reuben. Where were we? Right, Nebraska! Look, you can do OK for yourself here, but it's not like people are going to regale you with tales of how they feasted like kings in Omaha, either.