Webster's defines "tailgate" as "a board or gate at the rear of a vehicle that can be removed or let down (as for loading)," or as "a jazz trombone style marked by much use of slides to and from long sustained tones."
Webster's, clearly, does not know how to get down. Tailgating, as you and I know, is the semi-sacred art of eating and drinking as much as humanly possible before a sporting event, commonly in the parking lot outside a stadium. You know what you'll be sipping (alcohol, always alcohol), but choosing the perfect tailgate food is not as simple. You want the best, right? Well, here you go: the best tailgating foods of all time.