This $30 Chipotle burrito has four meats, two helpings of each

You know the drill at Chipotle -- you choose one meat, a couple of other fillings, and still, your burrito technician struggles to seal the burrito. So imagine the craziness that ensues when the guy in front of you in line gets TWO HELPINGS EACH of all four meats. Well, that actually happened. And the resulting behemoth took 15 minutes, four tortillas, and four Chipotle employees to complete. But it was completed.

So, if you're ever in line for a burrito but don't want to be confined by social mores, this is the option for you. It might not be the prettiest or the lightest fare out there, but it's available. And guac is extra.

Adam Lapetina is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and would want some chips with this. Read his musings at @adamlapetina.