Bubba's "No Bake" Brownie Bites
When these brownies were in England, they experimented with baking a time or two, and they didn't like it. They didn't rise and never tried it again. Available with or without nuts.
Clinton Family Apple Pie
Bill just copped a bag of these bad boys during his morning jog to McDonald's, so you know they’re hot, fresh, and plenty sweaty.
Al Gore's own creation. Served way too hot, these coconut cookies are super-depressing and taste like dirt.
Doing Hot Sex Makin' Whoopie Pie
An extra-clean, very appropriate, PG-rated snack for the whole family.
Jazzy Jelly Donuts
These are just regular jelly donuts baked in the shape of saxophones that Bill sometimes pretends to play when he thinks no one's around.
Socks' Black & White Cookies
Miss that guy.
A succulent, much-anticipated fruit pie that is served, denies everything, and is immediately removed from the table.
Oval Office Cream Puffs
Might require extra napkins.
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