Food & Drink

Naked burger thieves at large in Florida, of course

Kevin McAllister easily defeated both the Wet Bandits and the Sticky Bandits. But these Naked Bandits? They could put up a serious fight.

The security cameras at Doc's Beach House in Bonita Springs, Florida captured something truly special on Sunday when three naked (okay, one had underwear) dudes broke in and ransacked the place. Their haul included 60 hamburgers, 3lbs of bacon, three red peppers, and a paddleboard, or the typical contents of TKE's fridge. Cops still haven't apprehended the thieves, but it shouldn't be too hard -- they left a trail of red peppers and dignity in their wake.

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist and thinks this should definitely be the premise of True Detective Season 2. Follow her along the red pepper trail at @kristin_hunt.