Lox makes you and everything around you smell disgusting
Why even brush your teeth?
The likelihood of a gas station having a solid breakfast taco is much higher than a decent bagel.
Tacos don't cost extra to be made warm
Seriously, an extra 50 cents for toasting? That's like charging for ice in water.
That's 200 pages worth of reasons right there.
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Dan Gentile is a former staff writer on Thrillist's national food/drink team who often eats breakfast tacos for dinner, but never dinner tacos for breakfast. Follow him to a fresh tortilla/Twitter at @Dannosphere.