Well no, he didn't. (Probably.) But some guy named Justin did, and he's got just as much sarcasm and anger as good old Gordie.
In a job listing posted on Gumtree, Justin seeks someone "fast, progressive, and not a total ****" for his new restaurant in Scotland. After insisting he just wants a chef who can work unsupervised on the off-chance he gets ill (and slamming eggs Benedict), he launches into a multi-paragraph tirade. A few notable quotables?
1. "Last time I was hiring for a place I got over 400 CVs. You know how long it takes to read 400 CVs? Too f*cking long. So don't waste anyone's time."
2. "The money is sh*t. It's £7/hour and a cut of the tips. Don't ask for more because I don't have it."
3. "I'm dead serious about the money thing. Don't come to an interview and then say it sounds great but you've got your kid's school clothes to buy or whatever. I don't care. There's no money."
4. "Chances are that 25-35 hours will actually be 45 right off the bat, but I'm not offering that right now because the doors aren't even open and I've never met you."