All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Employees Share Their Horror Stories
If you want to learn something about humanity, go to an all-you-can-eat buffet anywhere in the world and watch the people. It's like having a front seat to at least three of your favorite seven deadly sins: gluttony, sloth, and greed. So when Redditor HoneyCombr asked employees (and enthusiasts) of all-you-can-eat buffets to comment on the most gluttonous things they've seen, those poor souls shared with us some of the most horrific sights known to man.
Beware: you probably won't want to go to a buffet anytime soon after reading this.
Stay away from chocolate fountains
Sometimes gluttony has a happy ending
What? That's kind of genius!
That did not end how I thought it would
Don't... drop... it...
Did this kid grow up to be Joey Chestnut?
That takes guts
Mountain climbing can be exhausting
Kids are so annoying, right?
Your mom moves serious weight
It probably felt like a super-fun game to the kids
This man is living the ideal life
So what? I know a guy who used beer as shampoo.
Wish I had a nickname that cool
USA! USA! USA!
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