Can you guess these foods based on the zoomed-in cross section?

close-up foods

Sure, you think you know your foods... just like you thought you knew Rory Gilmore was totally gonna marry Logan before she ditched him for Jesse. Gawd! To test your intimate knowledge of the things you eat, we've cut a bunch of food in half, then taken extreme close-ups to throw you off. What are these mystery foods? Take a look... it's sometimes harder to predict than Rory's erratic behavior. I mean... Jesse? COME ON!

pretzel bites

What could it be?: A Velveeta hot tub? Curly's gold?!

pretzel bites

What it is: A bunch of cheese-stuffed pretzel bites.

Salami

What could it be?: A piece of trash found on the Hostel set? Something stolen from Mr. McGregor's garden?

Salami

What it is: Salami… nature's greatest fruit.

Whatchamacallit?

What could it be?: That one thing… what do you call it?

Whatchamacallit?

What it is: Oh, that's right. A Whatchamacallit.

portabello

What could it be?: The helmet Princess Leia wore when she was pretending to be a bounty hunter? An air filter from a college dorm?

portabello

What it is: A portabello mushroom, not to be mistaken for those mushrooms you did eat in your college dorm that made you think you were Princess Leia.

Hot Pocket

What could it be?: The surface of some distant frozen planet? Liza Minnelli's CAT scan?

Hot Pocket

What it is: A ham & cheddar Hot Pocket.

pomegranate

What could it be:? A beehive made of jelly beans? The weirdest Greek yogurt packaging ever?

pomegranate

What it is: A pomegranate. And it's wonderful.

KIWI

What could it be?: A bunch of ants trying to cross the Amazon? A lost Mario Kart level?

KIWI

What it is:Peter Jackson A kiwi.

egg roll

What could it be?: A misplaced prop from Pacific Rim? A discarded deep-fried Kleenex?

egg roll

What it is: A grocery store egg roll.

pot pie

What could it be?: A piece of candy your grandmother has had on her coffee table since before you were born? Your actual grandmother?

Pot Pie

What it is: A good old-fashioned Banquet chicken pot pie.

Donuts

What could it be?: An aerial photo of the world's most polluted lake? Kirstie Alley's circulatory system?

Donuts

What it is: A Boston cream donut.

Taquito

What could it be?: Moby Dick's mouth, the geriatric years? A decades-old cautionary poster about the virtues of safe sex?

Taquito

What it is: A taquito that's been on a 7-Eleven rotisserie for 12hrs.

Artichoke

What could it be?: A Georgia O'Keefe painting depicting the blossoming of female sensuality? Prince's dirty sheets? Same thing?

Artichoke

What it is: An artichoke… so at least you got the art part right.

Almond Rocher

What could it be?: An ancient sarcophagus? The grossest hard-boiled egg ever?

Almond Rocher

What it is: An Almond Rocher.

Gobstopper

What could it be?: Donor eggs from an Oompa Loompa fertility clinic?

Gobstopper

What they are: Donor eggs from an Oompa Loompa fertility clinic: aka Gobstoppers.