In the spirit of Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets" series and also this one, Foodbeast got three West Coast chefs to read some of their worst Yelp reviews. As you can imagine, there was plenty of whining about long lines, substitution policies, and the actual food -- even though two "critics" straight-up admitted they didn't try anything. The guys tried their best to stomach the nonsensical rants, but not without an errant f-bomb or two. You'd probably swear too, if someone told you your food sucked as much as your personality.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and has never written a Yelp review in her life. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.