One time you and your twin traded places in elementary school for a day and caused all sorts of mischief. Unfortunately, you got caught and it stayed on your permanent record, which kept you from getting a nice government job/achieving happiness as an adult.
Your favorite foods were pasta- and rice-based. You admired gerbils' ability to stuff their cheeks with absurd amounts of food. You have uttered the phrase "no ceilings" sometime in the last month. You may or may not be a writer for a men's lifestyle publication that rhymes with "chillest."
You were the type of kid who had an oversized magnifying glass that you'd take everywhere to look at dirt and try to kill bugs, but it never seemed to work. It gave you an appreciation for things that are smaller than normal. Like Chiclets. Or, you grew up in a country other than the United States.