Getting your number mixed up with someone else's is a huge pain in the ass. Most people respond by grumpily screening all their calls, but one Internet hero rose to the occasion by gleefully messing with the poor souls who called his office line looking for Burger King.
This anonymous prankster started getting a flood of calls for a local BK due to a misplaced digit on the fast-food chain's site. He dutifully made sure to inform everyone of the correct number, but not before he had some fun. In the first instance above, he assigns an employee obscenely early shifts to kill and de-feather the chickens. (Industry secret: the feathers are resold to Walmart for down comforters.) And in the second, he offers an irate customer a quality-control position before trying to get hired at her sweet consulting firm. Listen and enjoy, unless you're that son-of-a-bitch William. Kevin is coming for you, man.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and would pay money to see that stupid lady customer and this champion enter the Thunderdome. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.
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