Just Kidding Guys! It's April 1st and Chipotle Still Loves Making Burritos
Calm down, we just pranked you. Chipotle is still sane, and still rolling burritos. You can even go get one now if you don't believe us! And once you run out of Aziz Ansari poems to read between bites, consider some of our favoriteChipotlestories:
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