Here's yet another compelling reason to become a hermit: Chipotle has partnered with the app Postmates to make burrito delivery a blessed reality.
As you might recall, Postmates is the same company Starbucks employed to bring lattes to people's doors. Chipotle and Postmates are now offering the delivery service in 67 cities, but as First We Feast notes, the fee ain't cheap. One early adopter claims she was hit with a $20 total after trying to order an $8 burrito from a New York City location. So while that might slow your manic Postmates spree, we're still living in an America where Chipotle delivers. And that's really the best possible scenario.