4. Get rid of those uncomfortable chairs
One day, all Chipotle customers will simultaneously grab their chairs and bring them out to the parking lot to set them ablaze, dancing around the seat-filled bonfire with smiles on their faces and carnitas burritos in their hands.
5. Put BBQ-restaurant-style paper towel dispensers on tables
I always need a minimum of four napkins per visit because I eat with the intensity of a lion tearing open a zebra with his teeth, and therefore the burrito goes flying everywhere. I am not proud of this. To save me from walking across a crowded restaurant with guac falling from my beard, it'd be nice to just break off a paper towel at the table.
6. Introduce burrito rewards cards
If Chipotle gave everyone a free burrito after every 12 entrees they bought, it might cost the company a few bucks in profit, but that's a small price to pay for my unfailing loyalty. Also, my determination to buy my way to another free burrito.