The brief clip shows Teigen lounging poolside with a plate of chicken wings balanced on her hip, which she then shifts just out of reach of her water-bound husband. Could he have reached the wings if he really wanted? Probably, but nobody wants to see John Legend eat poolside chicken wings off a plate balanced on Chrissy Teigen's hips.
Actually, EVERYONE would watch that.
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