Canned Reindeer Meat
Where to find it: Really?! You can get it online at Indian Valley Meats in Alaska.
In countries and states-that-are-kinda-countries like Finland and Alaska, it's inevitable that important foodstuffs get canned, which's why you can score Blitzen's cousins in cans in most groceries and, if you've left the fjords and permafrost, online. Because it just isn't Christmas without the cast-off sinew and meat scraps of your favorite holiday icons.
Andy Kryza is Thrillist's National Eat/Drink Senior Editor, and has proudly lived vegetable-free since 2001. Follow his adventures/slow decline via Twitter at @apkryza.