A note to naysayers & wannabe players
You're probably thinking, "Dude, the dining hall is a weird place for romance, and, besides, picking up girls is going to be even easier than it was in high school." Stop thinking that, because you know you didn't pick up girls in high school. Be honest with Uncle Dave. And yourself.
But forget about the past! Your future is now, and it's waiting for you in the dining hall, that fluorescent-lit home of fro-yo fantasies, mediocre mystery meats, and exhilarating, continually-consensual love.
Got it? Good. Pep talk over. Here comes your nutritionally balanced dose of scholastic sexy.
Dress for success
Your first move, my fecund froshes, is to get dressed. Unlike "formal" settings, like the Olive Garden and church, ladies love a man who puts his comfort on a pedestal at the cafeteria. So do you, my dudes. By choosing a comfy outfit like the one in this interactive graphic below, you'll send a suave, sophisticated, self-confident message, probably.