"HEY! How are you? I'm [YOUR NAME HERE], and I've been watching you eat! Ha just kidding -- not in a weird way. But seriously, I watched you eat. Anyway, the common room in my dorm is actually pretty laid-back... do you want to maybe chill there for a while and watch Suits? The R.A. replaced the remote's batteries because they were dead last week, so it'll be pretty sweet."