Good luck doing anything (other than maybe going to Costco) today.
This hypnotizing video of Costco's automatic pizza sauce dispenser doing its thing is worth watching through 10-20 times. And, if you're so inspired, it's also probably not a bad time to go get some.
But also, is pizza-saucing by hand so grueling of a process that this is necessary? Like, come on.
Lucy Meilus is a staff writer for Thrillist and is banned from Costco. Follow her on Twitter at @Lucymeilus and send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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