In a bid to be generous (or watch you dance like a monkey for free waffle fries), Chick-fil-A is handing out comped meals tomorrow (Friday, July 11th) to anyone dressed in a cow costume. It's all part of Cow Appreciation Day, their annual holiday that celebrates cows by feeding you chicken. Every meal on the menu is up for grabs, and you can still score a free entree if you show up in "partial costume", like that cow-print ascot you've been dying to show off. They even helped you out by posting a costume starter kit. Pair your meal with a free Slurpee and you might be the most well-fed cheapskate in town.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and thinks someone should've given her free food for her "Wicked Witch of the East, after the house was dropped on her" costume. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.
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