6. Octopus Fun Dip
Approximate Calorie Count: 520
You know how, when you were eating Fun Dip as a kid, you always wished that the chalky candy stick that came with it was the tentacle of some unfortunate mollusk instead, and that the flavored sugar was a trio of savory powders? Well, your childhood dreams have been realized, you strange, strange person. Play, from the folks behind the Museum of Sex in NYC, is bringing you this truly sensual dish, consisting of sous-vide octopus sided with oregano-feta, tomato-paprika, and curry-coconut powders for dipping. Great for the kids!
You know the Museum of Sex is gonna serve some interesting stuff...