1. Carne Asada Fries
Taco Love, Los Angeles
Approximate Calorie Count: 1156
Yeah, this is the second Mexican/potato preparation on our list, but it's definitely the more no-holds-barred indulgent of the two. Coming straight outta LA's ever-churning Cal-Mex cuisine machine, this dish is composed of a bed of thick-cut fries layered with shredded cheese, a dousing of sour cream, guacamole, and shreds upon shreds of succulent marinated beef... and then more cheese. Serve with a lime wedge, and who even needs a tortilla? Tortillas: if you're reading this, we didn't mean it. Please come back, bebé.
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