Denny's new menu has sticky bun French toast, other crazy items

Denny's sticky bun French toast

Bilbo and his lard-ass dwarf buddies ate up all the red velvet pancake puppies at Denny's ages ago, but there's finally solace to be found in the chain's new Monthly Features menu. The star of this seasonal line-up is undoubtedly the Sticky Bun French Toast Breakfast, a gooey combo boasting two slices of original French toast topped with glazed pecans, cream cheese icing, and cinnamon sauce. Other notable newbies include the Red, White & Blueberry French Toast Breakfast (which would be way more patriotic if it was called "Freedom Toast") and the Avocado Bacon Omelette, for everyone. And don't forget about returning favorites, like this guy...

Denny's blueberry cheesecake milkshake

That'd be the Blueberry Cheesecake Milkshake, a blend of cheesecake, blueberries, and premium vanilla ice cream with whipped cream on top and some extra slush on the side. Pair one of these with the Sticky Buns French Toast for the most hardcore sugar experience since you gulped 25 Summer shakes at Sonic.

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and enjoys blueberry-flavored anything. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.