Ah, yes, please bring on more mystery fried animals! Once was not enough!!
KFC said on its Facebook page, "KFC takes customer claims very seriously, and we are continuing to investigate this matter. Our chicken tenders often vary in size and shape, and we currently have no evidence to support this claim. We are aggressively trying to reach Mr. Dixon, and we request that he return to the restaurant with the product for testing, or call us at 1-800-Call-KFC."
Dixon claims on Facebook that he'll be getting a lawyer, but KFC told CNN, "We have made various attempts to contact him but he is refusing to either talk to us personally or through a lawyer... nor has he come forth with the chicken piece in question for verification."
If you need a good reason to quit fast food, lean into this. But, really, it's probably just an oddly shaped chicken tender. Imgur user smilingturtle points to a flipped over photo of the "fried rat," where you can see Dixon's bite mark, and notes that it is "where the skull, brain, teeth & eyes would be on a rat." And, of course, all of those things are missing. The same user also posted photos of actual fried rats for comparison, if you're interested in really making your day worse.