Eve with a lid on it: slice of apple pie (because Eve gave Adam an apple)
Cow feed: salad
Put out the lights and cry: liver and onions
Bronx vanilla/halitosis: garlic
First lady: spare ribs (Eve was the first lady on Earth, and she took Adam's rib)
Twist it, choke it, and make it crackle: chocolate malt milkshake with an egg
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Kristin Hunt is a staff writer for Thrillist, and thinks most of these sound like violent Bop It! commands. Follow her through the garden at @kristin_hunt.