After we learned of a certain politician's public booger-eating debacle -- boogergate, if you will -- an interesting question presented itself: is it more disgusting to eat your own boogers, or your own earwax?
Granted, they're both nauseating prospects, but in the interest of settling this non-existent debate we just made up of once and for all, we decided to set up a (totally anonymous) poll and let you, the Internet public, decide. Objectively speaking, though, there's only one correct answer: boogers, because boogers don't smell bad.
Answer truthfully, as you speak for the whole human race:
Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he thinks this is the Kobayashi Maru of food questions. Follow his sad, waxy tweets @gjaccoma, and send your news tips to email@example.com