The Triple Habanero
Flying Pie only offers this 20yr-old tradition in August, because that’s when their already hotter Yucatan habs are at their most tear-inducing, and because the vigilance required to handle them without “contaminating” regular pizzas (separate utensils, washing cycles, etc.) is exhausting. The waiver’s only for takeout, and reads… awesomely:
Dear Flying Pie,
I would like to personally thank the sadist responsible for creating the Triple Habanero. When I purchased this Demon Pizza, I was cocky; overconfident; full of myself. I could not be defeated by a simple pizza. Alas, I was wrong. Therefore, I thank you, Flying Pie, for putting me in my place.