And you get your results in minutes. How convenient.
Two hours after eating my seeds, I went to the office bathroom when no one was looking, and peed into a cup. Now, this isn't totally irregular for me, but usually I just dump the cup in the sink instead of taking it out of the bathroom and into an empty conference room to await the results.
After 10 minutes, the results were in: I was opiate free.
I'm not going to lie, I was a little disappointed. For once in my life, I was incredibly distressed about passing a drug test. I know it shouldn't matter, but for some reason, I wanted to test positive.