The hits just keep on coming -- unless you're on the Baltimore Orioles, in which case, well, they just don't. In honor of the East Coast team's no-hitter loss against Seattle last night, Domino's is continuing its season-long #Dominono promise by handing out 20,000 free pizzas today. No, this is not a dream, even though Buck Showalter sure hopes it is.
The rules haven't changed: just hit up the Dominono page at 3pm EST today, fill in your MLB account information, and if your timing's right, you'll walk away (scroll away?) with a voucher for a medium two-topping handmade pan pizza free of charge. If you don't already have an MLB account, because you haven't been following this promotion and are basically failing at life, make sure and sign up for one before the frenzy starts.
As before, the free pizza vouchers are only valid for carryout, and you'll have to use yours within the next five business days or else it'll vanish into thin air -- just like the Orioles' chances of winning the pennant this year.
Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he loves making baseball jokes despite knowing nothing about baseball. Follow his patriotic tweets @gjaccoma, and send your news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org