As the cracks of my couch will gladly attest, I will eat Doritos in any form at any time, and these are all pretty solid. The lime-flavored one is the least Dorito-y, the spicy red one has the most in common with the classic, and the brown probably-molé one is just the right level of experimental, though it's probably the richest and hardest to eat an entire bag of in one sitting.
That said, I'd be curious to know of the apparently at least 2,650 flavors in the test batch, and recommend that the next round of Jacked flavors includes one that's the same flavor as original Nacho Cheese, only with about 7x more seasoning on it. You know. To jack it up.
Andy Kryza is a senior editor on Thrillist's national food and drink team, and recently had his dream of an all-Doritos wedding meal destroyed. Follow him to couples counseling via @apkryza.