Tired of looking like a slob because you're always squirting ketchup on your ties during important business lunches? Would you rather look like a grown baby in a suit by wearing a bib? Then today's your day.
The innovative dudes at DressTiez understand how embarrassing it can be to show up at your afternoon meeting with grease stains running down your shirt (again!), so they've cornered the extremely not-crowded market of adult bibs that’re meant to be fashionable and come in four styles. “Classic & Conservative” gents have boring choices like black or charcoal bibs, but adventurous guys can choose from bolder bibs like the royal blue with pink lining. There are also patterned pieces and bibs with embroidered, food-centric phrases including “Feed Me!”, just in case your dining companions somehow didn't yet think you looked like a toddler.
The company’s FAQ assures that “your appearance will not be compromised due to food spills“, and while there’s a case for bibbing it up in the car, you will definitely need to worry about your appearance being compromised when you try to land a client while wearing the same accessory your mom strapped around your neck 30 years ago… before you could hold utensils or, you know, talk.
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Liz Childers is a food/drink editorial assistant at Thrillist. She prefers her vegetables with bacon fat, her chicken fried, and her ramen with a bowl of extra chili paste. Follow her @lizchilders1.