This Sunday's episode of True Blood is entitled "F*** the Pain Away". And since there aren't a whole lot of GIFs of Sookie biting into Peaches, we decided to take the high route by focusing on the characters' other carnal pleasures: eating and drinking
He must be talking about this upcoming episode of True Blood.
She's looking for a carton of milk...
... for the strengthening power of calcium!
Not every time is a good time for pie.
Morning coffee, Louisiana-style.
Veggie burger, bacon-style.
Pint of tears.
Dude looks like he already had some beets to snack on.
Dinner is served!
At least he's still got a pulse.
When making sure someone's not a vampire, demand the highest proof.