Most Appropriately-Named Chef: Hot Pie
(Game of Thrones)
He makes great pies, and they are usually warm, and so he was christened Hot Pie. Everyone else on this show should be grateful they weren't named for their actions, or we'd have a whole lot more Brother Lovers and Secret Hookers running around Westeros.
Best Beer Pong Rules: The Sigma House Rules
(Saturday Night Live)
Who cares about re-racks when you could be drawing your ideal roller coaster, or posing as a life-sized baseball card?