At this point, 50lb grilled cheeses are yesterday's news. If you're looking for a truly magnificent sandwich, turn your attention instead to Epic Meal Time's latest venture, the Steak & Egger Sandwich. This beast's got ostrich eggs, impossible amounts of meat, and, oh yeah, it was grilled on Arnold Schwarzenegger's tank. See it literally driven before you, and hear the lamentations of your belly as it crushes your hunger.
The Epic Meal Time guys made this pun-filled tribute to The Governator with the man himself, grilling atop a tank that he apparently keeps for special occasions. After the massive ostrich eggs, slabs of bacon, stacks of cheese, and toddler-sized steak had settled, this heavyweight broke the scales at 18,538 calories and 4,172g of fat, a tally that we can only assume Arnold already consumes for his midday snack. Come for the video's impromptu arm wrestling above, but stay for the chance to cook with Arnie and Epic Meal Time yourself: it's part of a contest that closes on March 13th. Time is obviously running out, so get to the choppa/entry page now!