Clearly jealous of the Oreo fried chicken Roy Choi whipped up, the Epic Meal Time team decided to put its own creative spin on milk's favorite cookie. Only rather than pulverize their Oreos into some breading, they opted to build them into a towering "Mega Oreo" repping 146,800cal and 8,475g of fat. Seemingly, all it took was a massive supply of the cookies, some chocolate cake mix, sugar, Crisco, and Jack Daniel's (just go with it) to bring this monster to life. All that's missing is a water tower full of milk.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and looks forward to the eventual Syfy original movie Mega Oreo vs. Sharktopus. Follow her to bad movie nights at @kristin_hunt.