50. Greek yogurt parfait with blueberries & honey
On their own, these things are fine. Together, some kind of anti-magic happens.
49. Roasted tomato & mozzarella panini
If you’re a vegetarian in search of a savory alternative in the sugar-intensive pastry case, this is tempting. But you’re better off feeling guilty about eating a muffin for lunch like the rest of us.
48. Bacon & Gouda breakfast sandwich
The roll actually overwhelms the bacon flavor, which is rare. You could always slide the insides off the bread and dive in bacon-first, but people might look at you like you're avoiding gluten, so don’t do that in public.
47. Egg salad sandwich
The hearty wheat bread and the crunch of the arugula paired well with the gooey innards of the official lunch choice of the worst people in office environments across the country. Even the dill relish mixed in with the egg does little to combat the fact that you’re a terrible, terrible person if you eat egg salad in public.