We interviewed a professional taco
When we first saw the taco emerge at an event where people were biting, ripping, and tearing away at tacos with their chompers, we wondered to ourselves: was this taco shell-shocked enough to wander past enemy lines? The second thing we wondered was “damn, does this taco have a personal trainer? He is FIT.” So naturally, we had to talk to him.
Thrillist: So we’re here at Taco Knockout. Everyone is eating tacos. You are a taco. How do you feel about that?
Taco: Well I'm not into cannibalism, but if I find the right ingredients, it's totally worth it.
So have you had any tacos today?
I've had like four tacos.
Final question: are you a sandwich?
I’ve got bread. I’ve got meat. I’ve got cheese. I’m kind of a sandwich!