"He says something like 'if you could only smell this right now.' It was like something snapped, it was an epiphany."
I just snatched it from my friend and ate the whole thing. I think I literally forgot I was a vegetarian.
"I don't think they fully understood what a vegetarian is over there. Even their vegetarian pizza has some pork on it."
"I don't think I ever looked back! I just started eating real hot dogs again and was LOVING IT."