1. Chick-fil-A Sauce
Originality: The Southern chicken joint has a lot to offer in the way of condiments. Polynesian, ranch, BBQ -- they're all tasty. But its self-titled Sauce, a honey mustard masterpiece, is the real draw. It's not original in the least, but it makes up for it in other ways.
French fry dippability: Oh, you bet your sweet bippy. Those waffle fries love being dipped in Chick-fil-A Sauce, and I know this because I anthropomorphize my food. Its nuggets are even better dipped in the sauce.
Overall flavor: This is what all honey mustard wants to be when it grows up, other than a fireman or something. Also, it's served cold, which makes a huge difference. Chick-fil-A gets it right with this condiment in so many ways, especially taste-wise. It's a smooth blend of mustard tang and sweetness. There's not a hint of artificial flavor in this sucker. It pairs with the chicken; it pairs with the fries. Hell, I'd bathe in this -- it'd probably make me smell fantastic.
Lee Breslouer is a senior writer for Thrillist and wishes all fast-food places would serve their sauces cold. Follow him to more useless info at: @LeeBreslouer.