For us on the outside, hitting the drive-thru to grab some eats can often be a strangely public, yet totally anonymous experience, like farting on an airplane or picking your nose at the movies. But for those on the inside, our seemingly insulated, consequence-free cars are really just incubators for atrocious, unexplainable behavior. And thanks to a few Reddit threads asking fast-food workers to spill their most insane drive-thru stories, we're in for a rude awakening. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
This Pizza Is so Spicy Only 12 People Have Finished It
This guy saving the planet, one vomit-inducing cup at a time
Sometimes VIPs roll through, but it's no big
This lady, who knows a damn good deal when she sees one
I just can't. I literally cannot.
This gentleman, whose story seems to check out
Shit might get real, but even cheaters gotta eat
And then there was this woman, whose commitment to breakfast in bed knows no bounds
Talk about an... elephant in the room
Seriously, it's like some twisted children's story except instead of a magical zoo it's a drive-thru and you're stuck serving a monkey a roast beef sandwich
Wherever this Poke-kid is, he's really living his best life right now
After a while, you learn to stop asking questions
Occasionally you witness a match made in sleazebag heaven
A word to the wise: never come between a disgruntled man and his cinnamon twists
For this lady, "Hungry? Why wait?" is not just a slogan, it's a lifestyle
At the end of the day, people are generally super normal and not even a little bit delusional
And on behalf of burger-grubbing dickwads everywhere, we're real sorry
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